The beast, devouring its own children

February 12th, 2010

The Miami County Republic reminds us that firefighting is a dangerous business, and not always from where you might expect.  Our thoughts and prayers are with Chief Giles’ family.

Linn Valley Fire Chief killed in work accident
Breaking News – Breaking News
Written by Staff
Thursday, 11 February 2010 08:38
Linn Valley Lakes Fire Chief Stanley Giles was killed Wednesday in a work accident at the Linn Valley Fire Department.

According to John Burnett, Linn Valley Police Chief, 69-year-old Giles was trapped between a fire truck and a parked car around 2:45 p.m.

Brian Hall, 47, was backing the fire truck into the bay after returning from a structure fire when Giles became trapped. He was found dead at the scene.

Look for further details in the Feb. 17 issue of the Osawatomie Graphic.

We hope it isn’t all that graphic.

Annals of Matrimony

February 11th, 2010

We don’t mind saying that we like marriage.  We think it is generally a good idea and it would be a Good Thing if more people were married.  Not that it’s always easy.  For example, if you want to get married in Kansas, you have two options.  The first is to go to the local courthouse, pay $69.00 to the Clerk of the District Court and then continue with the wedding plans.  We’ll get to the other one in a minute, because the Legislature is in session and State Representative Joe Patton (R-54th) wants to do some tinkering.

Mr. Patton seems like an all right guy to us, despite being a politician.  In non-technical terms, what  he wants to do is to allow people with no money to file a poverty affidavit with the clerk and get married without paying the $69.00.  The bill, House Bill 2585, lives here in.pdf form.

According to the Lawrence Journal-World:

Rep. Joe Patton, R-Topeka, said he proposed the measure to help people get married because studies show that marriage has a lot of positive outcomes, such as improved well-being of children and adults and greater earningsJoe Patton wants to encourage marriage. for family members.

“However, many couples don’t marry because they can’t afford to pay the marriage license fee,” Patton said.

“Eliminating the financial burden to marry for those with limited incomes in our state would have a positive impact on the number of marriages in our state which would lead to stronger families and society,” he said.

Naturally, not everybody thinks this is a good idea.  In Kansas, most proposed legislation has a “Fiscal Note” attached to it, describing the best guess of the Director of the Budget as to how much money the State would gain or lose, and how, if the legislation were to be passed.  In this case, the Director is not optimistic:

The Office of Judicial Administration states that HB 2585, as written, could require more of the judge’s time for proper review and approval of the poverty affidavit. In addition, the funds that currently receive a portion of marriage license fees would be adversely affected. These funds include, the Protection from Abuse Fund, the Children and Family Investment Fund, the Crime Victims Assistance Fund, the Judicial Branch Nonjudicial Salary Adjustment Fund, and the State General Fund. A statement of the precise fiscal effect cannot be determined.

A .pdf version of the note lives here.  Our calculations show that the $69.00 is broken down like this:

We just don’t like the sound of the Judicial Branch Nonjudicial Salary Adjustment Fund, and it’s an open question as to how much abuse is actually prevented by the Prevention from Abuse Fund.  To us, they both sound like innovative methods for siphoning money off of the hoi polloi and onto the ever-growing class of public employees and non-profit agencies.

Likewise, the Emporia Gazette has weighed in against changing the law.  Executive Editrix Gwendolyn Larson writes in today’s edition:

A proposal by a Topeka lawmaker to waive marriage license fees strikes us as a waste of time during a legislative session in which the state’s budget should be the top priority.


We are not opposed to marriage, but we believe a new law is unnecessary.

First, we find it difficult to believe that couples who want to marry cannot find the $69 to pay for the license. If they are not living together already, there will be more than enough cost savings in consolidating rent or mortgage payments as well as utilities and other household expenses to find an extra $70.

Second, the marriage license fee — like other fees paid through the state’s district courts — helps pay for the court system. At a time when state budget cuts are forcing the judicial branch to consider mandatory staff furloughs — ordering workers to stay home without pay — it makes no sense to take away a source of revenue.

The whole thing lives here.

We’ve been a little skittish about poverty affidavits ever since we got fired for suggesting to a client that filing a poverty affidavit was how she would tell the court that she had no money.  We do think Ms. Larson is wrong about taking away a source of revenue not making any sense, since most of the money the state takes in now is squandered, frittered away, lost or used for corrupt purposes.

Unfortunately, we have to agree with her when she says that the law isn’t necessary.  Which brings us to the second way you can get married in Kansas.

If you don’t want to pay the $69.00 for a marriage license, then don’t pay it.  Kansas is one of several states that recognize common law marriage.  As the ever-helpful Kansas Bar Association explains,

Common Law Marriages
A common law marriage is a marriage by agreement of the two persons without any formal ceremony or license. A common law marriage will be recognized in Kansas if the couple considers themselves to be married and publicly holds themselves out to be married and if they are legally eligible to marry. No minimum period of cohabitation is required.

Common Law marriages are subject to the same legal obligations and privileges that apply to marriages with licenses. Once a common law marriage is established, the couple must get a court ordered divorce to terminate the marriage.

The Bar Association has more interesting stuff about married life here.

So, if you and your sweetie are legally allowed to get married (meaning you’re not underage, or long-lost siblings, or one of you is in a persistent vegetative state or something creepy like that) and you actually intend to get married (meaning you really mean that you want to be married), and you go around telling people  that you’re married (which you can do by having a wedding and a reception), in Kansas, you’re married.  And you’ve saved $69.00 which you can put toward the deposit on your water bill.  Or something.

The one drawback, proving the existence of the marriage gets a little tricky without a formal license.  This is where you would use a document called an “Affidavit of Common-Law Marriage”.  Most often, these are used by one spouse to get health insurance or employee benefits for the other spouse without paying the $69.00 to the Clerk of the District Court.  A .pdf example of the form (from the Kansas State University web site) lives here.

What Mr. Patton has overlooked is that the law currently allows any two competent adults to a) make an honest man and/or woman of their partner and b) stiff the likes of the Judicial Branch Nonjudicial Salary Adjustment Fund.  This sounds like a desirable outcome to us.

“Wenn ich Kultur höre …

February 11th, 2010

entsichere ich meinen Browning!”

Sonnets from the Portuguese I

Elizabeth Barrett Browning (March 6, 1806 – June 29, 1861)

By Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I thought once how Theocritus had sung
Of the sweet years, the dear and wished-for years,
Who each one in a gracious hand appears
To bear a gift for mortals, old or young:
And, as I mused it in his antique tongue,
I saw, in gradual vision through my tears,
The sweet, sad years, the melancholy years,
Those of my own life, who by turns had flung
A shadow across me. Straightway I was ‘ware,
So weeping, how a mystic Shape did move
Behind me, and drew me backward by the hair;
And a voice said in mastery, while I strove, -
“Guess now who holds thee!” -
“Death,” I said,
But, there,
The silver answer rang, “Not death, but Love.”

Annals of the Second Amendment

February 10th, 2010

From the Associated Press, via the Salina Journal we learn of the semi-fortunate Mr. James Ware, who was shot seven times by police in Wichita, Kansas, during a bar fight:

Jury: Man shot by Wichita police not a criminal

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — A Sedgwick County jury has found that a man was not committing a crime when he was shot by Wichita police.

Police shot James Ware at least seven times during a fight at involving more than 100 people on Aug. 3, 2008, outside a south Wichita nighclub.

The jury on Monday took only 45 minutes to acquit Ware on a charge of making a criminal threat. 

Ware, a career Air Force man, testified that he was getting a gun out of his vehicle to protect people who were being threatened by gang members.

At the time, authorities said police shot Ware because he refused to put down the weapon and pointed it at the crowd.

A video from a bystander’s cell phone showed Ware was still getting the rifle out of his car’s trunk when he was shot.

Mr. Ware was unfortunate in that he was shot by the police “at least seven times”.  You would think that somebody would have made a definitive count.  He was fortunate in that there was a bystander with a cell phone recording the incident, and that his lawyer was able to bring that out at the trial.  We would never go so far as to suggest that trained law enforcement professionals would lie under oath, (it would would be a felony if they did, which is why it never happens)  but we  note that sometimes a police officer’s testimony doesn’t match the videotape.

Just sayin’.

Tuesday Night Wylie

February 9th, 2010

Elinor Wylie, September 7, 1885 – December 16, 1928

Bronze Trumpets and Sea Water–

On Turning Latin Into English

By Elinor Wylie

Alembics turn to stranger things
Strange things, but never while we live
Shall magic turn this bronze that sings
To singing water in a sieve.

The trumpeters of Caesar’s guard
Salute his rigorous bastions
With ordered bruit; the bronze is hard
Though there is silver in the bronze.

Our mutable tongue is like the sea,
Curled wave and shattering thunder-fit;
Dangle in strings of sand shall be
Who smooths the ripples out of it.

Freedom of Religion Update

February 9th, 2010

A judge in Pakistan demonstrates how Christians are treated in his country, where they have no First Amendment:

Christian sentenced to life in prison for blaspheming Islam

Sentenced to life in prison for blasphemy.

Sunday, February 07, 2010
by Spero News

A court in Faisalabad, Pakistan, sentenced to life imprisonment Imran Masih, a young Christian, for having insulted and desecrated the Koran, according to the Minorities Concern newsletter.

On July 1, 2009 Masih, a shopkeeper by profession, was brutally tortured by a group of Muslims, then arrested by police on charges – allegedly fabricated- that he had burned pages of the Koran.

On January 11, 2010 the judge sentenced him to prison for life, which he will serve in the federal prison in Faisalabad where he is currently confined.

The court also imposed an additional penalty of 10 years’ imprisonment and payment of 100 thousand rupees (just over 800 euros), under provisions of the law prohibiting blasphemy against Islam.

Heaven’s Family provides the additional details that the mob that accused Mr. Masih of desecrating a copy of the Koran also ran his father and the rest of his family out of town after looting their grocery store.  As is customary in such cases, the younger Mr. Masih was taken into custody and tortured again by the police.

However, not everyone in Pakistan agrees with the verdict.  The Dawn offers this observation:

Might one beseech Their Lordships of the Supreme Court to take suo motu notice of the seeming injustice done to Imran Masih of Hajvairy, Faisalabad, who was most recently sentenced to life in prison on the charge of blasphemy; a charge that seems so far-fetched that it stretches one’s credulity to extreme limits. For, My Lords, it would seem highly unlikely that a Christian who ran a shop in a bazaar, surrounded by good Muslim shopkeepers, would suddenly get it into his head to burn pages of the Holy Quran, and blaspheme our Prophet (PBUH) in plain sight and the hearing of his reported rival Haji Abdul Ghafoor, the complainant. Unless he was mad of course, for which the proper thing would be to commit him to a psychological examination and thence to the madhouse.

Might one add that Their Lordships must move with alacrity and before poor Imran Masih is harmed physically, indeed killed outright, by a vigilante fellow prisoner who considers himself to be another good Muslim. It has happened before as we well know, not only to members of our minority communities, but even to Muslims in other, mostly rigged, cases of ‘blasphemy’. We are a quite unique people as we well know too, who prey on the weak and the vulnerable, and all in the name of God. (Our emphasis)

(Note for non-lawyers:  ”Suo motu” is a Latin legal term that means the same thing as our expression, “sua sponte“, which is used to indicate a court taking action on its own.)

We think that mob violence should almost never produce probable cause for an arrest, especially in this country.  In fact, the last recorded lynching in the United States was in 1981  (Details live here, but that incident looks to us more like a random homicide than the work of a traditional lynch mob).

The point is, around here,  the Koran is a book and Islam is no more or less protected than United Methodism or those guys you used to see at the airport before 9/11.  We’ve never been particularly impressed with the way Islamic judicial systems safeguard their citizens’ freedom of religion (mostly because they don’t have any), and we’d have to disagree with The Dawn about whether judicial independence is really an issue in this case.  Our guess is that the learned judge was perfectly happy to let Mr. Masih rot in jail for the rest of his life, thereby enhancing his reputation with the faithful and keeping his courtroom from being looted by the same frenzied citizens who brought the case.

THX to Weasel Zippers.

UPDATE:  We don’t know how responsive the Supreme Court of Pakistan is to appeals from the international/infidel community, but it wouldn’t hurt to write to them on behalf of Mr. Masih to ask for clemency.  The address of the Chief Justice is:

Mr. Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry

Should review the case of Mr. Masih.

Supreme Court of Pakistan
Constitution Avenue, Islamabad

Although we’d have to say we’re not optimistic.  A list of some of the accomplishments of the Court’s Human Rights Cell lives here:

Quick provision of relief to the common man without any expense has generated a high degree of trust and confidence of the general public in the judiciary as a whole and the apex Court in particular. The Human Rights exercise has also played a pivotal role in eliminating social evils like Vani [the practice of resolving blood-feuds by forcing children of different tribes to marry], Karo Kari [ritual murder of women], dangerous kite-flying etc, which were rampant in the society to the detriment of the common man.

No, we don’t think that a country where they put kite flying on a par with forced marriage of children and homicide will be receptive to Western notions of religious freedom.  But it’s worth a try.

Another reason methamphetamine is a bad idea

February 9th, 2010

Photos from the files of the Multnomah County Sheriff’s Department:

And after 18 months:

More of same lives here.  Nos. 29 and 30 are pretty unsettling by our standards.

The National Institute on Drug Abuse has compiled some information about methamphetamine here.  Information specific to Kansas lives here, at the Koch Crime Institute website.

By a curious coincidence, Multnomah County includes the city of Portland, Oregon.  Long-time readers will recall that a police officer  in Portland encountered Mr. David Shaul while he was on fire outside a furniture store in their town and doused him with pepper spray, thinking she had a fire extinguisher.

Monday Night Shelley

February 8th, 2010

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Unexplained WordPress plugin of the day

February 8th, 2010

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Oh, yah.  Gonna get me one of those…

Frontiers of the Law

February 8th, 2010

We’re all for making life as difficult as possible for persons convicted of making, distributing or possessing child pornography, especially in our town.  The Associated Press brings word of yet another way:

New legal issue: Payment for child porn victims

AMY FORLITI
Associated Press Writer

MINNEAPOLIS — It’s been more than a decade since “Amy,” as she’s known in court papers, was first sexually abused by her uncle. The abuse ended long ago and he’s in prison, but the pictures he made when she was 8 or 9 are among the most widely circulated child pornography images online.

Now the 20-year-old woman is taking aim at anyone who would view those images and asking for restitution in hundreds of criminal cases around the country.

It turns out that “Amy’s” lawyer is pursuing some 350 child-porn enthusiasts, for $3.4 million each.   It’s unlikely that she would collect that much, since it’s a novel legal theory and liability is still pretty iffy, but also because it’s hard to imagine anybody who is depraved enough to look at child pornography (and close enough to the bottom of the food chain to be convicted) having that kind of money.

As noted above, we’re all for coming down on these people like a chapter out of the Old Testament (Maybe Haggai ch. 2) But suppose she got all the money she’s asking for.  The cases would be worth about $1,190,000,000.00, which would mean a sizeable payday (figure 30%, plus expenses) for “Amy’s” lawyer, and probably a few bucks for “Amy” herself.

We like to think that the litigation process should be something other than a gold mine for trial lawyers.  Granted, we might have a different view if we’d swerved into a defective pool-drain cover case early in our career, but we’ve never had the stomach for channeling the voices of unborn children in front of a jury, which seems to be the key to winning big in personal injury cases.

Ka-CHING!

We don’t go there.  Not  as long as there are still people who need wills drafted, contracts reviewed, real estate transactions guided through the system and disputes with the municipal authorities sorted out.   People, in short, who have lives and need to get on with them.